Dick Clark grooming

America’s Oldest Teenager

Dick Clark’s Easygoing Guide to Good Grooming

Submitter: We decided to delete it from our collection because it didn’t seem relevant – even though Dick Clark still looks better than most of our patrons.

Holly: Ha ha! Before his stroke, he was one of those people who never seemed to age at all, hence his nickname “America’s Oldest Teenager.” He still looks pretty good! This book has aged more than he has. Must be all that stationary bike riding.

“For now, Dick Clark…so long!”
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