avocados

An Avocado Love Fest

Don’t Swallow the Avocado Pit
– and what to do with the rest
Rosenbaum
1974

I love this book so HARD! First, I totally love avocado on everything, as well as a good guacamole. This book takes love to a whole new level. Here are some sample chapter titles:

  • Sex and the single avocado (avocado reproduction and growing tips)
  • Avocado People (profiles of avocado fans doing stuff with avocados)
  • The Passionate Avocado (recipes for romantic cocktails)

This little book covers so much avocado love it’s ridiculous. Cosmetic recipes, growing plants from the pits, and dozens of avocado recipes, including – wait for it – another savory avocado mold (aka avocado jello).

6 minute facial exercises

Face Saving

6-Minute-Sana-Facial-Exercises & Face-Care Program for Women
Treber
1972

Time to get your face in shape!

This book has page after page of facial exercises that will enhance your beauty and make you younger. I tried a couple of these. Nothing happened other than me feeling foolish. However, keeping an open mind, your mileage may vary. One of my favorite pieces of advice is to not make your face too expressive or you may get lines in your face. Maybe this is a warm up to Botox treatments.