No You Don’t

I Do coverI Do!: The Great Celebrity Weddings
Editors of People Magazine

Submitter: I don’t – as in I don’t think any of the marriages in this book survived.

Holly: I mean, these books are fun for a while, but become dated so fast. Look how young they all are, though!

Zellweger Chesney

Seal Klum

Spears Federline


  1. Renee Zellweger’s head looks photoshopped in by an amateur. Were there no better pictures of the happy couple?

  2. Ugh, that guy who thinks he’s going back to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave any day now is on the back cover.
    On the front cover, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are divorced, as is Matt LeBlanc. Jason Priestly seems to still be married.

    1. “That guy who thinks he’s going back to 1600 Pennsylvania”: Aaaaah, He Who Must Not Be Named !

    1. The largest pic is Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and the bottom right is Britney and K-Fed. Bottom left is Jason Priestley and his wife (don’t know who she is), and I think top right is Matt LeBlanc? Not sure who the bottom middle couple is.

  3. Top left: Jessica Simpson and some ribbon
    Top right: Matt Leblanc and wife Melissa
    Bottom left: Jason Priestly and his wife Naomi
    Bottom right: Brittany Spears and Kevin Federline
    I used google search for the ones I didn’t know. Unfortunately, the algorithm for the Black couple gave me ridiculous results, i.e., Kanye and Kim (really?) and “African-American wedding stock photo collection”

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