Love Advice

happy valentine's day Naturally. the library should be your first step in your quest to find Mr or Miss Right. Fortunately ALB is here to highlight some of those special books to aid you in your quest. Of course, the best (and by best I mean creepy), one is The Complete Guide to Meeting Women. For the love of all that is holy, please don’t use this book as real advice.

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone.


Meeting Women cover

The Complete Guide to Meeting Women


The Re-Mating Game cover

The Re-Mating Game
Dating and Relating in Middle Life
An Optimistic Guide for Newly Single Mature Adults


How to Get a Teenage Boy

How to Get a Teenage Boy and What to Do With Him When You Get Him

how to pick a mate

How to Pick a Mate
The Guide to a Happy Marriage
Adams and Packard


    1. I know it’s supposed to be an old fashioned keyhole, but it looks so much like a triangle that to me it’s like they’re saying “Let the Illuminati pick your perfect mate. We know all, we see all, we control all.”

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