We are in the final countdown to Christmas, so if you still need some ideas for a gift, ALB has you covered! Check out some of our lovely ideas to really give your gifts the personal touch.

Note the sub heading: Family Fun, Elegant Creations and Gifts Galore. Your search for the perfect gift is over!

Nothing says birth of our Lord like a green jello salad.

How about a life size doll from pantyhose leftovers?
All just as horrific now as when they were posted (and some from when they were new).
Happy holidays to the good ship ALB, and all who sail in her in search of terrible books.
May all your days be: me!
signed, Mary Ann Breight.
Why write and publish a long painful book!
Write a poem, and all done before you know it!
Prose is a rose, full of thorns and nettles;
Verse is no worse, and that’s why it’s better