Words almost fail me for this little gem of a book. I couldn’t stop laughing and was reading this with tears in my eyes! First glance made me think this was some self-published vanity project for our man Paul, who evidently has NO problem with the ladies and wants to share all his good inside information. After a glance around WorldCat, this book was updated in 1997, and Hartunian penned a few books on marketing. Maybe because I was never any good at dating (okay – clueless), I would probably dissolve into a fit of laughter if any of these opening lines were ever used on me. Be your own judge.