How to Get Publicity in Newspapers
Submitter: Have I got a book for you. It’s from my own library, but is available in a number of public libraries. The book could be an all-time prize winner. I spotted it in the window of a small independent bookstore. I am a magic history buff, and recognized the author’s name (who has written a few handy reference books for magic historians). I bought it for five bucks and asked the proprietor why he put it in the window. “It’s just so funny,” he replied. “A book called *How to Get Publicity* which features the name and picture of someone that no one has ever heard of.” I realized he was right. And the content is even more ridiculous.
-There’s actually a chapter called “Cheesecake” with an (in)appropriate photo to go along with it.