Beacham’s WordStar Professional 5.0 Handbook
Submitter: If you can’t remember WordStar, that’s because it was a word processor that was available for DOS and had its last release, which was for Windows 3.0, in 1991. (Cf. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WordStar for more info on WordStar.) WordStar is so old, in fact, that my spell checker is sure that the very name “WordStar” is a misspelling.
I’m guessing that if you’re still using WordStar, you’re either the late William F. Buckley, Jr. or some sort of time traveler, sucked through a wormhole into our present. (PS: if you *are* a time traveler, I’m sorry for how terrible and cynical it must seem to you. If you get back to your own time, please spread the word that people shouldn’t listen to political talk radio.)
Holly: There is no end to these old software books on library shelves, is there?