As I type this, one of my “well-trained” cats is sitting on my desk, pushing items off onto the floor. Right now, there is a battery, usb cord, and 3 pennies on the floor after her helpful re-arranging of the desk. I know what she is thinking:
Why is this crap all over my nap space?
Other topics that cats think about:
-The food choices around here suck.
-The other cat is annoying me.
-There is a leaf blowing across the porch.
-The vacuum is evil and must be destroyed.
See? No need for a book. Problem solved!
Now, go make a cup of tea, put on your cardigan and pick up your latest read and don’t worry about what your cat is thinking. I am positive it is not good.