How to be a more interesting woman
Ladies, here is your chance to shed your boring personality. Learn to speak “properly” with a variety of conversation topics. Don’t be too aggressive and attempt to share your personal opinions. (Men don’t really like that.) I am really going to work on my lady skills with this nice book. I’m already halfway there since an interesting woman evidently hangs out in the library.
More Lady Stuff:
Submitter: Here is a an interesting book on the plight of women in 1977. When it comes to weight loss, “For those who want an easy rule of thumb, here’s one to begin with. The more Spartan the Décor, the less likely it is that the owners/managers will rip you off.” Good to know! My library system has three copies of this 39 year old book.
Holly: That Spartan decor comment has to do with health spas and weight loss clinics. The fancier the spa, the more they are ripping you off. Gotta pay for those water falls and lemongrass-infused steam saunas somehow! The book’s thesis is current as ever. It’s delivery is…not.
Peter Lupus’ Guide to Radiant Health and Beauty:
Mission Possible for Women
Lupus and Homola
I think every guy wants a cadre of superstars surrounding him. This particular guy was a supporting actor on the old Mission Impossible series back in the day. He has all the answers to your beauty and health needs. Also, he will dress in some pretty groovy outfits and go to the gym with you.
I can’t wait to try some “sex-a-tonic” exercises. It’s your mission now. As usual, ALB will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
More Health and Beauty advice:
Cat Flexing (A program for the cat lover–don’t miss this!)