How to make your Marriage Exciting
Hunter and Hunter
Doesn’t everyone want an exciting marriage?
The author asserts that TOTAL honesty is the key for an exiting and successful marriage. As I celebrate 35 years of marriage this month, I am here to tell you denial and lying is a much better strategy.
“Honey, that pocket protector does look cool!”
“I really do think this is the year for the Detroit Lions”
“Ice cream is healthy. It’s made with milk.”
The Secret of Married Love
Another Christian marriage advice book that evidently depends on women just cooperating with their designated role. Remember God is all about women shutting up, obeying your husband and keeping a nice house. Let him do all the thinking for you.
In a few weeks, I will be having my 35th wedding anniversary with my husband. (We refer to it as “surviving” rather than “celebrating”.) I am of the belief that marriage is a function of luck, security and low expectations.
Shutting up now.
How to Avoid Matrimony
Okay all you rogue males, you don’t want to be trapped by the ladies looking for marriage. This guy has you covered with some interesting advice so you can avoid having the life sucked out of you by some airhead or harpy out to trap you into marriage.
Naturally you can’t be going with out feminine companionship, but you want to avoid certain kinds of women. For example: girls with boring factory jobs, because they have boring factory jobs; divorced women because they are kind of desperate; foreign girls, girls with pushy mothers, etc. Be vigilant!
Best part: all the charts and illustrations so you really can visualize your bachelor strategies.
Time for me to round up some rogue males,