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Hawaii: Paradise or Polar?

Hawaii
Hello USA series
Johnston
1995

Submitter: May I present to you the 1995 cover of a children’s book about Hawaii, from Lerner Publications’ Hello USA series, discovered while weeding my long-neglected States books collection at my branch library today.

There are so many things to love about this cover, the first being that it was picked to represent Hawaii in the first place. No cliched palm trees or hula dancers here! Nothing says “paradise” like white tourists bundled up in sweatshirts and blankets as if this were a fall day on Nantucket, am I right? Not to mention that one of the girls has her eyes closed, poor thing, immortalized forever on a book cover.

You have to wonder if there was really no better choice. At first I thought maybe some publishing bigwig insisted on using his family’s photo from a recent trip. But the copy on the t.p. verso reads, “Cover photograph of tourists on a Hawaiian beach in December courtesy of Independent Picture Service.” Someone paid real money for this picture!

Needless to say, I didn’t even have to check the circulation before I chucked this one from the shelves – but when I did, surprise surprise, it hadn’t caught any kid’s eye in ages. ūüôā

Holly: They did update this cover in 2001 to a much nicer picture Рan erupting volcano and a postcard of a lovely sunny beach (no people). This one, that you have submitted, could as easily be on the cover of a book about Michigan!  Lake Superior in July or Waikiki in December?  You decide.

Shake Your Booty

Disco Roller Skating
Marzano
1979

Submitter: Found this while browsing for roller Derby books.¬† Copyright is 1979…in need of weeding? I THINK SO!!!

Holly: Do people still disco roller skate?¬† I am pretty amused by the names of the¬† moves on the cover:¬† Round ‘n Down, Roll-a-Bump, and The Goose.¬† I’d like to see that goose move!

Mary: Although I ¬†remember going to a roller rink in the 70’s and attempting a “move” of some kind (reality check: really meant some waving arms and shaking of ¬†booty), ¬†I will defer to the disco experts out there. ¬†Cue the music! –Do the Hustle!

Rona Barrett

Miss Rona: An Autobiography
Barrett
1975

Okay Baby Boomers! ¬†Who remembers Rona Barrett? ¬†For you kids out there, she was one of the pioneers in entertainment news and reporting. ¬†I remember catching her on tv as a teen all the time. ¬†Great choice for the 70’s but I think it is time for an update. ¬†I wonder what she thinks of the insane amount of gossip on tv and the Internet. ¬†That is a book that needs to be written…

Mary