Submitter: True Story. My daughter and I were at school shelving summer intervention books, and she brought my library copy of Sassy up to me with a giggle. I swear I had not shown her the previous posts! Oddly, I had not noticed it, but it is the results of vendor processing.
Submitter: “Ass Clown” reminded me of one I weeded not so long ago which had been slightly vandalized by students, or perhaps I’m being unfair and it was just a random tear in the cover.