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Massage Ecstasy For Cats

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Cat Massage

I would probably be a sucker for this book, even though I know it will probably disappoint me. It did. Basically, cat massage is a fancy term for petting your cat. I happily tried to “massage” my cats. They did not appreciate and actively tried to maneuver my hands into their preferred petting mode. I didn’t even realize that they had a preferred mode until I tried to deviate from the normal petting routine. They were also not “nicer” nor, did they make grooming easier. They were mostly irritated that I wrecked the schedule they had perfected over 5 years of careful manipulation of my behavior.

Lesson learned,


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9 Responses to Massage Ecstasy For Cats

  • The kitten on the cover is adorable. Looks like the rest is just hokum. Nothing will make trimming nails easier!!

  • Gobsmacked. And thinking of all the time I have wasted trying to get editors to look at my books. If only I’d known I could’ve just pitched petting your cat.

  • Reminds me of a weird video I saw on Youtube. The cat seemed to enjoy it, but he may have been heavily sedated first for all I know. The lady in it even said your cat may feel such pleasure by the massage he may “forget to close his mouth and drool”. Yeah… I wonder if she wrote this book?

  • “Massage… replaces blood with fresh nutrients.” Ummm… Not sure that’s really such a good thing, somehow. Blood might be messy when you cut yourself, but it does have it’s uses. Can ‘Fresh Nutrients’ circulate oxygen through the body, for instance? 😛

  • Those cats just look pissed off.

  • pg 24: Signing to your deaf cat?

    • To be fair, I have a friend that signs with her deaf cat. The cat even “signs” back. When she wants anything from me, however, she hits me and screams. Apparently I’m too stupid to speak.

  • My life is fuller now that I’ve discovered my knuckle nooks.

  • Is it just me or do all those (and most cats that have books trying ‘teach’ them something they don’t want to learn) cats look like they want to kill someone?

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