Who doesn’t want to look good while they take down the evil Alexis?
This book circulated fairly recently in the public library that submitted this title. That library has a decent budget and plenty of up-to-date titles in this subject area, so it must have been missed in the last round of weeding. Anyway, they’ve weeded it and bequeathed it to me. Win-win!
Let’s look at this lovely example of beauty and exercise of the rich and famous in the early 1980s:
(Above) Step 1: You need to don the required uniform of tights and leotard and then look deep into your partner’s eyes while stretching. Ok, well, that’s lovely. A staring competition increases attention span. Or something.
(Above) Step 2: Find yourself an exercise partner that you are VERY comfortable with. They probably should have led with that one. Awwwwk-waaaard.
(Above) Ouch! Sitting on a rolling pin can not feel very good. Especially when you’re also lying on the sidewalk. She certainly looks like it’s blissful, though…
(Above) After all that, you’ll look like this. Gorgeous. Look at that perfectly feathered hair.
(Back cover, above) Linda Evans was 41 years old when this book was written, just to put things into perspective. She currently looks like this (2012, age 70, image courtesy of Wikipedia):
Oh, hey, there are copies of Dynasty on DVD available through ILL! <Now requesting…>