Remember how Satan wants you to be fat? Now we have Jesus wanting you to lace up those trainers and join him jogging. Remember, Satan is sitting on the Hellmouth with cookies, liquor and all sorts other temptations to make you unhealthy. Satan also loathes exercise and is hell bent on keeping you a couch potato. (TV is part of this devil bargain as well.) Generally, the exercise is mild and the tips are probably okay, but he advises against any medical check because it’s just “gentle” exercise. No big deal. So put down the remote and those cookies. Jog with Jesus and start running AWAY from Satan. Stylish track suit optional.