Mary Ellen’s Best of Helpful Hints
Holly’s Helpful Hints:
#1: Do not wear a leotard while cleaning. That’s just silly.
#2: No one cleans their brooms. That’s silly too.
#3: DO shake your booty while cleaning. It’s a great workout. (re: the “shake” marks next to her behind in the picture!)
#4: You should really wear shoes when cleaning your house. Maybe some 3″ heels so you can reach what you’re dusting a little easier.
#5: Two-part advice: either hire someone to clean your house for you or have a few kids and put them to work. (Kidding, ALB fans. I’m KIDDING…sort of…)