Those Summer Girls I Never Met
Submitter: Oversize 80s Walkman? Check. Tight-Rolled Pants? Check. Teen with forlorn/bored/dreamy visage? Check.
And c’mon Drew, just turn your head to the right about six inches and you’ll find that summer girl you say you’ll never meet! Whether she’ll hear you above that Debbie Gibson she’s rocking out to is another story. . . . . .
Holly: But it’s Richard Peck! Someone might want this!
Nah, just kidding. I think the Walkman headbanger next to Drew is his sister, according to these summaries and reviews. The only people still interested in this title are 30-something moms who remember it fondly and think their teenage kids might too*.
*Hint to those moms: They won’t. Give them Hunger Games and Gossip Girl and let this one go.