It is Valentine’s Day, so on this special day of love, here is a book to warm your heart or any other body part that needs attention. Words just fail me on this title. It kind of reminds me of someone riffing off of the “signature” scene in American Pie. Is this a good library book? Does it fill an information need? Frankly, I have no idea what to make of this title. Maybe it is a just a giant joke. I do know that I will never quite look at household objects or fruits and veg in the same way EVER again. Since this site is PG (occasionally PG13), I am not posting everything, but you can get the idea from the images below.