DIY Face Lift

It's Okay to Say Don't
Greek Legends for the Mature

Natural Facelift coverThe 15-Minute-A-Day Natural Face Lift
Saffon
1979

Finally, a DIY facelift book! Where has this been all my life? Just use some mineral water, face cream and a bit of tape and voilĂ , instant youth. I urge all of you to try these cool exercises. I can’t wait to have someone card me at the next trip to the bar!

Mary

Natural Facelift back cover

Flabby eyelids

Magic mineral water spray

Lines from nose to mouth

11 comments

  1. I want to know what kind of eye makeup she is wearing, that she can put on so much of it and yet it does not smear or run under her hands, with all that magic water and slathers of cream!

  2. “If any teeth are missing, they must be replaced before the exercise can be effective.” (p. 45) I think that about sums everything up here.

  3. How do you keep the tape adhered to the forehead with all that cream you have to apply?
    Should you use Duck tape? What else could tape be applied to? What if you just make your
    pony tail tighter? That can work too.

  4. They claim it is “magic mineral water spray” and yet it contains no fairy dust? I call shenanigans!

  5. Bonus awful points for the list of the many ‘famous women’ the author has worked with–any book that still refers to a woman as Mrs. [Husband’s first and last name] is probably due for retirement!

  6. Who coached her facial expression? There’s this underlying terror as she looks in the mirror.

  7. If I smelled of vinegar water applied three times a day, I’d look younger too. No one would get close enough to see my wrinkles any more!

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