Submitter: I have two great out of date clown books found just for you. Both were found in the juvenile section at my local public library. There were 4 copies of this at the library. Plenty of scary clown photos that would even scare John Wayne Gacy.
Holly: Oh Maaaaary… I have a boooook for yoouuuu! Bwahahahahaha!
Look, I don’t have any real problem with clowns or books about clowns for juvenile sections of public libraries, but let’s not insult the clowning community by ignoring their need for updated materials. (Has anyone done a study on the information needs of clowns? Library Students! I have a thesis topic for you!)
Mary: I will be hiding under my desk if anyone needs me.
Clowns through the ages