Cheap Date Handbook
The Complete How-To Guide To Successful Inexpensive Dating
Men, your wishes are about to come true, because Mr. Brown has all the answers to your cheap dating needs. In this simple handbook, Bruce breaks it down for you. Why waste your money when all the ladies want is a little attention. In the first pic below, our man Bruce has got the inside secrets on sex. First stop, the library! While you are there, check out your friendly helpful reference librarian.
Sex isn’t all Brown discusses. There are real strategies to cheap dating. Free concerts are available and if you time picking her up, you won’t have to buy dinner! Choose snacks and coffee instead of expensive meals. Brown also suggests using your past dates as a referral service. This gal didn’t work out for you? Maybe she has a friend!
In picture 3 below, we have some rules for a “thank you” after a date and or sex. A note is so romantic! Write down some poetry (don’t forget the library is your best dating resource!) best of all, next time you fly, buy some traveller’s insurance and make her the beneficiary. I guess you want your date to root for a plane crash so she can cash in. Super romantic.
Mr. Brown thoughtfully includes a chart to evaluate and keep track of your cheap dates. Got to love a guy who is into cataloging and organizing information! Finally, the last picture (potentially NSFW) is an example of the pictures at the beginning of each chapter. No book on dating would be any good without a few sexy pictures of the ladies.
Heading to the shower to get the sleaze off now…
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