TV’s Hottest Teens: Fresh Prince
Submitter: “A young patron wrote inside the cover “this book sucks”. Will Smith was going by Fresh Prince then ( I forgot that).”
Holly: You all know the theme song to Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, don’t you? I used to sing along, word for word.
Will Smith was born in 1968. That means he was 24 when this book was written. True – he played a teen on TV in 1992 – but he’s 41 now! Teens who find this on library shelves now do not know him as The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. They know him as Hancock, Hitch, or the super cool guy in I Am Legend. In fact, pretty much everything Will Smith has done – other than Fresh Prince and an afterschool special – happened after 1992. There are lots of more current choices about Will Smith for a library collection.
Young patron was right – this book does suck.
The Betty Betz Party Book: The Teen-Age Guide to Social Success
Submitter: After thumbing through this book, I understood why our library has held on to it all these years. It’s absolutely essential for all teenagers who are preparing to throw a swell shindig like the ones Betty Betz describes. She instructs teenagers on such topics as:
– What to wear. (“Always be sure that your dresses are at least an inch or so below the knee, because it’s always embarrassing to have a few cards wisecracking about your peekaboo knees.”)
– Who to invite. (“If you have singles, be sure that they can be paired off suitably. And don’t forget to consider such things as height, looks and IQ.”)
– What food to serve. (“Exotic foods are fine if your friends are making a point of going to an East Indian tea room or a Pizzeria, but if you’re dishing it up, it’s best to be strictly homespun.”)
– What songs to sing. (“Nothing lets the hair down faster in a mixed group than a few peppy songs.” Such as “Shoo Fly,” “Buffalo Gals,” “Johnny Get Your Hoe-Cake Done,” and “Good-Night Ladies.”)
– What games to play. (“Each girl…takes off her right shoe, and puts it in a bag. All the bags are collected and put in a laundry basket. Each boy selects one of the packages. The girls are all seated in a line against the wall, and it’s up to the men to find the owners of the shoes. When this is done, they are all off in a swirl of swoony music, and woe unto the ‘dolly with the hole in her stockin’!'” )
Miss Betz also has some suggestions for theme parties, such as a butterfly chase party. Each couple gets a butterfly net and small bottle of gasoline to “to chloroform the insects” and then sets off into the woods to “bag booty.” When it’s over, you have plenty of beautiful dead butterflies to mount for your rumpus room!
If only I had had this book in high school, maybe then I would have been popular outside of marching band.”
Holly: Any teenager who follows advice from this book is certain to be shunned by his peers. There are a few public and school libraries out there that still have this book on their shelves. School libraries, especially, seem like a particularly awful place for this book.
Holidays and Festivals: New Year
Anonymous Submitter: “Every single picture in this book is better than the cover picture. Worse yet, there is no mention of clown skiing anywhere in the text. Everyone at work let out a little sound of terror when viewing the clowns. I had to turn the cover upside down to write this email.”
Holly: Mary, avert your eyes. (She has a bit of a clown phobia. Her new co-worker left a severed clown head on her desk recently, which I LOVE!) What do these clowns have to do with New Year? What if someone new to the U.S. picked up this book to find out how Americans celebrate the New Year, and then showed up to a party decked out like a clown?